She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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