he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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