I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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