I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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