is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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