i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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