Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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