I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize