every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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