I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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