So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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