i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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