im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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