i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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