Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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