Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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