you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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