her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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