I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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