he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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