dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just had sex bonerless
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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