I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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