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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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