She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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