Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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