maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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