u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm both gender and math confused
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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