I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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