She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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