return my video game
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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