they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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