You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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