is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize