when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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