Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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