This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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