are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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