Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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