I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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