Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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