question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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