Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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