Apparently you make a good broom.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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