it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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