Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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