I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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