By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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