you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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