Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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