I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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