You work out of a Hotel?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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