the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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