I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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