come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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