Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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